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  Unconfirmed 2014 Year Book Numbers - Peak Pubs, Baptized, Hrs, Reg Pio & Studies

  by OwnAccord in

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  2. friends

  i bethelite sent this email out - can't really give out names.

  we wrote these figures as quickly as possible, but could not keep up 100%).

  you get to check these figures out when you get your 2014 yearbook.

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  If ENRON could get away with fudging numbers for a long time even with government oversight. Just think of all the fudging the Watchtower Corporation can do with absolutely NO OVERSIGHT whatsoever. It's all about faking the numbers...

  Service Overseer: Brother Jones, it appears you haven't turned in any time yet. Did you talk to someone about Jehovah last month for at least 15 minutes?

  Questionable Publisher: Well... let me think...

  Service Overseer: Hold that thought. I'm noting on my form that you're still REGULAR. We'll talk later, OK?

  Questionable Publisher: ok
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  Unconfirmed 2014 Year Book Numbers - Peak Pubs, Baptized, Hrs, Reg Pio & Studies

  by OwnAccord in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i bethelite sent this email out - can't really give out names.

  we wrote these figures as quickly as possible, but could not keep up 100%).

  you get to check these figures out when you get your 2014 yearbook.

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  WAIT... THERE'S STILL 2 MONTHS LEFT IN THE YEAR, AND THEY ALREADY HAVE NUMBERS?
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  "The Watchtower's Achilles' Heel"

  by Doug Mason in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  if reasoning with a jehovahs witness on the watchtower societys interpretations of the kingdom of god, parousia, the cross, blood, and so on is unlikely to break the wtss mental stranglehold, what then is its achilles heel?.

  http://www.jwstudies.com/the_watchtower_s_achilles__heel.pdf.

  doug.

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  Wait...

  So the phrase "GOVERNING BODY" now appears in the New World Translation?
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  Disneyland's: The Haunted Mansion. Is it for True Christians™ or is it full of Demonzzss and JW's should stay away?

  by LoisLane looking for Superman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9k4wjvmhi.

  bro "elder" took his family to disneyland.

  the first day, he did not want them to go on this "demonic" ride.

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  Caleb can't play with Sparlock...

  ...but this elder can take his family to the MAGIC Kingdom and enjoy a demon show at a haunted mansion...

  JWs are so f++king cluess...
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  We shall dress with modesty (1Tim2:9), why dress like rich lawyers or wealthy financiers?

  by Mr Fool in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in my point of view, modest clothing is simple and humble.

  so why are jw-men dressed like they own a big company or are challangers to the president post?

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  I hope that smoking hot pioneer notices my new suit. I had to work a lot of overtime at Joe's Window Cleaners to buy this damn thing.

  
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  The college newspaper article from 1989 that got me kicked, at last

  by Suraj Khan in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  many months ago, i shared the experience of my removal from jehovah's witnesses.

  to quickly recap, i had faded from meetings as an unbaptized publisher starting at about age 14 and had later decided to attend college against the wishes of my family.

  as i liked to write stories, i sought a job at the college newspaper and became a columnist.. i brought some of my newspapers home during the winter break of my sophomore year, the one time i visited my parents during college.

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  It's sad how your brother used your essay to gain points with the elders. He could have just tried to talk to you about this. But, like many with "aspirations", he used his own flesh and blood to gain status.
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  DID THE SOCIETY REPLACE THE OLD (32-PAGE) TRINITY BROCHURE WITH AN ANOREXIC VERSION ???

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i was debating with a jw on youtube the other day, calling out all of the misqoutes and dishonesty in the 32-page "should you believe in the trinity" brochure as the reason this brochure was discontinued and this jw responds: "well we have a new bochure.

  it's thinner but it has all the new light.".

  has anyone ever heard of this replacement trinity brochure???

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  DATA-DOG... That answer is good enough for me... I'm calling her bluff right now...

  Thanks !!!

  CA
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  DID THE SOCIETY REPLACE THE OLD (32-PAGE) TRINITY BROCHURE WITH AN ANOREXIC VERSION ???

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i was debating with a jw on youtube the other day, calling out all of the misqoutes and dishonesty in the 32-page "should you believe in the trinity" brochure as the reason this brochure was discontinued and this jw responds: "well we have a new bochure.

  it's thinner but it has all the new light.".

  has anyone ever heard of this replacement trinity brochure???

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  Blondie... thanks... but I already know all about the OLD 32-page Trinity brochure that is no longer being printed...

  My question (in my OP) is this: WAS IT REPLACED BY A THINNER VERSION?

  (a JW on YouTube is saying that a thinner brochure has replaced it and I just want to call her bluff since I've nevr heard of this... and apparently no one here has heard of it either... I'll patiently wait a few days before I call her bluff... just want to make certain)
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  DID THE SOCIETY REPLACE THE OLD (32-PAGE) TRINITY BROCHURE WITH AN ANOREXIC VERSION ???

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i was debating with a jw on youtube the other day, calling out all of the misqoutes and dishonesty in the 32-page "should you believe in the trinity" brochure as the reason this brochure was discontinued and this jw responds: "well we have a new bochure.

  it's thinner but it has all the new light.".

  has anyone ever heard of this replacement trinity brochure???

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  So I was debating with a JW on YouTube the other day, calling out all of the misqoutes and dishonesty in the 32-page "Should You Believe in the Trinity" brochure as the reason this brochure was discontinued and this JW responds: "Well we have a new bochure. It's thinner but it has all the NEW Light."

  Has anyone ever heard of this replacement trinity brochure??? How many pages does it now have??? What year was it published ???

  Thanks!!

  CA
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  Ran into a witnessing table at the park today

  by confusedandalone in

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  2. experiences

  i just got in from my daughters homecoming(she is a cheerleader and these guys make a huge deal out of this stuff).

  they play 3 football games of various age groups.

  it starts at 8 in the morning and just ended at 1:30. i just got in the house literally 5 minutes ago and i had to share.

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  Pioneer 1: Let's move the table back into the shade.

  Pioneer 2: That's too much trouble, let's just go in the store and get some AC...